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but this is the quick bit clip to keep you in the loop for everything that's happening on the

live stream channel. Let's get into it.

I'm going to do my best to explain Scandival to our non-Bravo-inclined law nerds in the style of junior high school

lunchroom gossip. That is the goal here because you are going to listen to any of you who have kids

who come home and are like, oh my God, so-and-so did this. And you're like, I don't know who any

of these people are. Just lean, just lean in. So, okay, oh my God. So all of these, like, 20-somethings wanted to be actors in

L.A. and started working at a restaurant slash bar. All of them, model actors, very pretty.

Lisa Vanderpump had been on Real Housewives, but it was also a

restaurant tour and had a spinoff show. Why? Because you make a lot more money with your spin-off

show, with all of the attractive young people, and then you don't have to sit with a bunch of

women screaming at each other. You get to just watch as those working at your bar restaurant

all scream at each other and sleep with one another

and throw drinks and are dramatic. So run up from early days of Vanderpump rules. Tom

Sandoval is dating Kristen. Tom Sandoval starts maybe hooking up with Ariana as he's breaking up with Kristen.

Kristen was also hooking up with Jacks, who was dating Stasi?

Anyway, Tom and Ariana get together at the end of the relationship with Kristen and Tom.

And then Tom and Ariana move in together, they're together, like nine plus years.

During that time, Kristen goes and dates DJ James Kennedy.

Then DJ James Kennedy gets engaged to Raquel,

who now goes by Rachel.

So Rachel Raquel becomes besties with Ariana Ariana and then starts hooking up with Sandoval.

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