Hello everyone and thank you for tuning into the Duncan Trussel family our podcast. Why don't we start this podcast off right with a fourth of July song for my dear sweet friend the teacup pig.

This is the UKtey Perry. I love you girl. Everybody has a dream to one day be a fine word.

To run with the full sky and explode in pieces everywhere.

Feel the sizzle of the heat as your sketch plays away from your bones.

And your eyes melt out of your socket so you fall back down on the ground.

Yes we will be one day be a fine word.

Oh we need a dream some gasoline and a plane.

Yes we will be a fine word.

Falling to the ground in an entertaining way.

If I add my choice and my trouble be a fine word.

Then work at a job that made me feel so cold.

Surrounded by people pretending they're not fine works.

Puzzling their life away when they secretly want to explode.

Yes we will be fireworks.

We must decide between the cremation flame or whole.

Yes we will be fireworks.

No matter what we do the sun is going to explode.

So this fourth of July is your land on the beach with your girlier guy.

And you look up there in this guy and see those fireworks explode and so lie.

Imagine that every single one of them is a person.

Somebody who came before you and died just like you and a guy.

And remember that you're impermanent.

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