Tom Plays Big Dummy!

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Tune in and join us for the game known as Big Dummy!

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0:00.0	Game is Big Dummy 206803 Rock. Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Tom. Welcome to the men's room. Hello, gentlemen. Ola! Tom, are you on Team sober or team not sober? I'm sober. All right, Tom, welcome to Big Dummy. Okay, our men's room pole, you'll never do one again. Make your bed, take out the trash, vacuum, or fold laundry.
0:23.4	Make the bed.
0:24.2	Making the bed.
0:24.9	Okay.
0:25.7	Do you make your bed?
0:27.5	No, I don't.
0:29.5	Well, once in a while.
0:30.5	No, no, no, no.
0:31.6	Sometimes.
0:33.1	On what occasion do you make your bed?
0:35.6	On what occasion, do you make the bed?
0:54.7	New sheets? Like, actually not in the morning, not after I get up, but like later in the day I might just kind of straighten it up and make it. There's something. Okay. I don't. I do it also to the strategy-wise. This way I won't get back in.
0:56.2	Well, if you make the bed... See, if I get up and use a bathroom, right?
0:57.4	I'm going to be up.
0:58.3	Sure.
0:58.6	But if I make the bed right when I get up, then go use a bathroom, then chances are I will start my day. Because I'm already going to be up. So if I'm not just laying there and look at my phone.
1:06.6	Blah, blah, blah.
1:08.3	I have no problem laying on a made bed.
1:10.1	Like, yeah, I'm still going to lay down.
1:12.0	All right, here's your question.
1:13.2	I can't nap on a made bed. Like, yeah, I'm still going to lay down.
1:12.0	All right, here's your question.
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