Let's do this game.

It's Big Dummy 206803 Rock.

Steve, who is our first contestant, ready to play the big game. Hello, Tom. Welcome to the men's room. Big dummy! Ola! Tom, you sober or not sober? Tom, sober. Okay, Tom, welcome to Big Dummy. On our men's room pole, you're going to do one. Wheely, Highwire, Backflip, or Juggle? Juggle.

All right, my man.

You can juggle?

Juggle.

All right, my man. You could juggle anything. You could juggle knives. I can't do that. I tried batons. Like, I could... I would never try that. It sounds stupid. I can juggle balls. I can juggle eggs. Anything that's kind of round. Jungle Rubik's Q.

I know, Ted.

There's no other way to put it.

The jugular balls, man.

A lot of people start with pins. eggs, anything that's kind of round, juggled Rubik's Q. I know, Ted, there's no other way to put it.

Well, don't be juggling. Don't start, a lot of people start with pins.

You know, like ink pens? No, like the bowling. Oh, the bowling pin. Yeah, yeah, the batons. Yeah. I, man, I've tried that. I just, I can't get into the swing of that. I don't know why. I used to piss my mom off and I would juggle her perfume bottles, right?

And she's always like, they're expensive.

And I'm like, you got to stop yelling at me. You can make me nervous.

I'm going to drop them.

So she never knew it.

I'm doing it. my mom off and I would juggle her perfume bottles, right? And she's always like, they're expensive.

And I'm like, you got to stop yelling at me.

You can make me nervous.

I'm going to drop them.

So she never knew it.

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