Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. You knew that. This you also know. I think everyone here knows everything in this next sentence.

This is Douglas Movies coming to you from the UCB Theatre in LA on Tuesday, July 24th, 2 Oceans 12.

I did it.

Give yourselves a round of applause.

Since last I spoke and you listened, I did a stand-up show at Hyenas in Fort Worth, Texas, where gasp.

Exclamation point.

Not one audience member brought a name tag.

Which is cool.

But, you know, I just want to let people know that when I do stand-up shows, if you're into it, I mean they just weren't into it there.

That's cool. But if you're into it, we will, you know, if people bring name tags to Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Toledo, Omaha, Virginia Beach.

Then, you know, we will play the Leonard Montenegam at the end of the show. But in Fort Worth, not even one person bothered to scribble their name on a napkin.

And I was like, do you guys listen to the podcast? And they're like, yeah.

The day before in Dallas, everybody had them, you know, even at this stand-up show.

Anyway, I had fun in Fort Worth nonetheless. And a couple of quick updates.

The finals of the tournament of championships, in case for those who are wondering, haven't happened yet, because one of the participants, John Hamm, turns out he's really popular and busy.

And hard to nail down for a contest that doesn't matter. So I should have told him it was the Olympics.

It's in the Olympics, John. I need you from August. When does it start Saturday?

Fridays, the opening ceremonies, John, we're going to do it during the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.

Can you make it? I'll try that.

The prize bag, this is the most thoroughly confusing prize bag you could possibly imagine.

Like, none of these things I'm about to show you are in any way an indicator of who's going to come out here.

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