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🗓️ 1 November 2021
⏱️ 129 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
0:04.9 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana |
1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
1:17.7 | Bye bye birdie. But it's about Dr. Conrad Murray. We love you Conrad. Oh yes we |
1:25.9 | do. We won't take the pills you tell us to like, if we can't sleep or we're through. |
1:38.8 | We love you Conrad. Oh yes we do. Bye bye Murray. You're going to jail today. |
1:56.4 | The L. M. D. L. E. T. H. R. E. A. T. Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, |
2:13.2 | Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, Double Clare, |
2:24.6 | You know what? I had a teacher in college, not to brag. And he said that he always did this thing |
2:32.1 | at parties at his house where he would fill his medicine cabinet with ping pong balls. So whenever |
2:37.7 | somebody would snoop, and that's such a great idea. You got to get them on the show. So you'd open |
2:43.5 | the medicine cabinet and be like, hmm, like what meds are you taking and all of a sudden he'd be |
2:48.1 | too loose and you'd have to like look at yourself in the mirror afterwards. It's so weird with like |
2:53.4 | medicine cabinets where it's like, what do you think you're going to find other than, oh they're |
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