Tom Holland is a Brat (Just like us!)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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NEW YEAR, NEW US! And also tales of blood, great movies like The Matrix AND Spider-Man: No Way Home. How did he get home? WE DON'T KNOW! Also, stay tuned for the end for an exciting MMG update! Thanks to our sponsors! HelloFresh: Go to http://hellofresh.com/valleycast16 and use code valleycast16 to get 16 free meals, plus 3 gifts! BeSpoke Post: Go to http://boxofawesome.com and enter the code VALLEYCAST to get 20% off your first monthly box! GET THE MOVIE MOVIE POSTER: https://store.dftba.com/products/movie-movie-game-poster We'd love if you'd consider supporting and becoming part of the fam as move into a new era: http://www.patreon.com/thevalleyfolk Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy She licked the blood off her hand like a cat, but not like the kind of cat who cares about its hygiene, like a vampire cat, a dark shadow of a cat who appears at midnight every Halloween to ruin your holiday travel. And who else is there? What ghostly figure lingers in the doorway of our nighttime travels? Is it you, Delta? Did being the subject of a classic John Mulaney joke teach you nothing, Delta? Must I be your victim now, you insatiable, terrible, money-mongering, faceless entity with which I have amassed almost 50,000 sky miles over recent years?! HUH DELTA?!

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0:00.0	Hi everybody and welcome to the show. Before we get started, I got a question for you. Was one
0:05.0	of your resolutions this year to order less takeout? Well guess what? Hello fresh sends everything
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0:24.9	free meals plus three gifts with code valleycast16 at hellofresh.com slash valleycast16. Let's get to the show.
0:39.2	The screen is recording. I'm going to leave the meeting. I'm going to leave the meeting.
0:46.2	Watch Elliott, you're looking at a hot cam as my new favorite cam of 2021 2022.
0:51.6	I don't know how it goes, I think it starts with you, I show, what a life I'm in, I show
1:14.6	Wow, the hog's going everywhere, super out of line of camping. Welcome to the valley cast. Welcome.
1:20.6	What we have going on here is Elliott Sawhawk. He's doing what anyone would do if they saw
1:27.2	a hawk. He's taking a closer look. He's giving it a good look. See, subscribe what you,
1:33.8	what it, was it majestic? It was pretty beautiful. It wasn't even flapping at
1:37.5	wings, letting the wind do the work. Notice how to work smarter, not harder. Oh, I like that.
1:42.4	What? I think that's something birds learned over time is how to use the wind. It's called
1:51.1	evolution. But guys, welcome to the show. We have Kevin here. Kevin, where are you? I wasn't,
1:57.3	but it was still a zoom. Unfortunately, we're again, because we had another coven. What happened?
2:03.8	My uncle got COVID and I was with him a few days ago. So now we're on zoom.
2:09.0	I mean, gosh, we're all good. It's, man, 2022 is starting off hot. Yeah. Well, you know,
2:16.2	I was reading something and I don't want to paraphrase or misquote or whatever.
2:20.3	So I'll read from it directly in front of you from a textbook. No, I don't
2:23.8	have that. There was a scary and there was a scary number of people in LA who got COVID
2:31.8	over the holiday. I mean, everywhere. It's everywhere. Well, everywhere. But you know,
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