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🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:35.1 | Welcome my fellow Americans to The Late Show. |
| 0:39.2 | I'm your host Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we are. |
| 0:44.8 | Check your calendars. |
| 0:46.1 | We are on day 34 of the government shutdown, |
| 0:49.8 | which means as of today, you are inspecting your own meats. |
| 0:55.1 | Pro tip, if it moves, it's not meat yet. |
| 1:01.4 | There's so many bad parts of a government shutdown, |
| 1:04.8 | but the worst so far is that as of this weekend, |
| 1:07.5 | nearly 42 million Americans have lost their food stamp benefits. |
| 1:12.0 | No one... |
| 1:13.1 | Exactly. |
| 1:14.1 | No one should understand the importance of daily meals more than Donald Trump. |
| 1:19.7 | Hungry. |
| 1:20.7 | Hungry is his favorite emotion. |
| 1:23.2 | It's his whole thing. |
| 1:25.3 | Trump and food is like JFK and sex |
| 1:27.5 | or Thomas Jefferson and sex |
| 1:30.4 | or Lincoln and his hat |
| 1:33.3 | which he had sex with. |
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