Tom Green Faces Reality

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The Daily Beast

Tv & Film

4.5 • 686 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

For a short period two decades ago, Tom Green was one of the most famous comedians on the planet. He graced the cover of Rolling Stone, hosted Saturday Night Live and (briefly) married actress Drew Barrymore. These days, when he’s not touring the world as a stand-up comic, Green is mostly known for getting fired by Donald Trump on The Celebrity Apprentice and sharing a house with Anthony Scaramucci on Celebrity Big Brother. In this episode, the man who changed MTV with his infamous prank show opens up about his rise to fame and everything that’s happened since. Highlights from this episode and others at The Daily Beast. Follow Tom @tomgreenlive and Matt at @mattwilstein. See Tom’s tour dates at tomgreen.com and order his new album on Amazon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:32.1	It's hard for me to not talk politics when I'm on stage doing stand-up because I know the president.
0:40.3	And that's my story today.
0:45.3	I know the president. I know the president of the United States.
0:52.3	He fired me on the celebrity apprentice.
1:01.0	He screamed at me when he fired me.
1:04.0	He didn't scream at the other celebrities.
1:06.0	He didn't scream at Brian McKnight.
1:09.0	Whoever the fuck that He didn't scream at Brian McKnight.
1:15.3	Whoever the fuck that is.
1:21.3	Hello and welcome to The Last Laugh.
1:23.3	I'm Matt Wilstein from The Daily Beast.
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