"Tom Freston"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Take the Jimmy Jet to Timbuktu: it’s Tom Freston. No experience in television, selling toilet paper, various red-light districts, and a Bob Marley ring-tone. It’s really good to be with you… on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	It's so good to be here with you guys today.
0:07.7	It's so great to be here with you guys.
0:10.0	It feels like it's been a while since I've said it's really good to be with you guys.
0:14.0	It's really good to be with you guys.
0:16.0	How are your headphones?
0:17.0	Do they fit okay?
0:18.0	Are they tight?
0:19.0	My headphones?
0:20.0	Yeah, for the record today. Yeah. Everything feels pretty good. Wait, wait, you've got new headphones on, don't you shiny? I do, yeah. They're new. I might wear them out. I might wear them out. Why? Because you want to look like Princess Leia? Yeah, I think they look cool. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:37.9	This whole thing was a setup because you wanted compliments for your new headphones?
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:42.7	Did you want to mention the company or something like that?
0:45.3	Is that what you're angling for?
0:46.3	I have no idea what the company is.
0:47.0	Oh, wait, I just got a text.
0:48.3	Welcome, it's an all-new smart list.
0:49.8	Smart.
0:50.2	Smart. Smart less.
1:08.8	How about I fixed myself?
1:09.9	No way.
1:47.4	Guys, it's about time. I know how to fix myself now. I saw you looking. I saw you looking and then doing stuff. And I actually saw you do the class. You literally went like this. Yeah, tap the lips. That's how the brain works. Audibly went. It's a button on the lips. By the way, J.B., you have ruined forever. I noticed it yesterday again. Somebody commented on it. Getting out of the car, I went, hui. Yeah. It tightens the core to make a little noise. Sean, do you do it now, too? I do it when I get in the car, too. Hoi. I realize I've been doing it since I was 35 because of you.
1:49.2	We're all getting that old.
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