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Matt D’Elia Is Confused
Matt D'Elia
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🗓️ 22 December 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and |
| 0:18.8 | Hello and welcome to Matt Dalea is confused. This is Matt Delea aka M diesel and This episode is actually a day later than I wanted it to be but yesterday |
| 0:28.8 | when I was just about to record something happened that in short I would not be able to record yesterday. |
| 0:37.2 | And what that thing was, was my mom texted me that my that her dog the dog she and my father have his name is |
| 0:50.3 | Lenny and Lenny got attacked by fucking coyote. |
| 1:12.3 | So yeah that that that was not only upsetting but I because it's COVID and because you know whatever they're fucking old you know I |
| 1:17.4 | offered I was like what do you what can I do to help I'm young and |
| 1:21.3 | fucking buff so whatever you need for me so my dad was like all right just you come with me your mom can stay at home |
| 1:28.8 | So she doesn't have to come out and do all this shit we we |
| 1:38.4 | They had already taken the dog to the vet to just assess the damage before we took it to like to the hospital or anything because the vet was like right on the street from where they live. |
| 1:46.6 | So they take the they go in and they're doing a bunch of x-rays and my, when I'm on my way out there my dad |
| 1:54.4 | my dad fucking text me it looks like the |
| 2:00.4 | it looks like |
| 2:01.4 | it looks like Lenny got the best of the coyotes, and he sends me a picture. |
| 2:06.3 | And the fucking coyote's tail is off. |
| 2:18.0 | He found the fucking tail of the coyote in their backyard, just like, as if it's like a clip-on tie. |
| 2:21.0 | It just is like snapped off from the |
| 2:23.6 | from its from its ass and you can see where the blood where the tail ends and it |
| 2:28.8 | would normally attach to a coyote ass. It's just like snapped off. So Lenny got attacked, attacked back, |
| 2:37.6 | coyote ran off, and Lenny got fucked up. He got bit in the neck, he got bit in the abdomen, he got bit in the neck he got bit in the abdomen he got bit in a few places |
| 2:44.8 | But he is alive and he is a fucking badass |
| 2:50.3 | And he's not big at all if any of you know my dog's size Charlie he's not he he weighs less than Charlie because Charlie's a fat fuck |
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