Tom Cruise Calls In - H3 After Dark #27

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.8 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2021

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of H3 After Dark we have a call in from Tom Cruise from about 30 years ago, talk NFT's and how they're turning the planet into an uninhabitable cinder, watch some weird suit soaker fetish videos, and a whole lot more! https://opensea.io/collection/h3h3-nft Deep Fake Tom Cruise Magic Golfing Falling and telling stories Vin Diesel Brasileiro SEXTOUU povo ,bom fim de semana Brasil! Kissing his dog (Copyrighted Music) Soaking a suit - guys standing in a shower spraying water on their suits “In Da Countryside” - guy getting out of his car in the middle of nowhere and pissing his pants Slo-mo spash to the face Their latest video- getting pied Eating RAW liver, spleen, lamb testicle, etc.

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0:00.0	two
0:02.0	Well here we are again
0:05.0	Every Friday just like we said we would be a three after dark baby. We never miss
0:12.6	All Matt baby or bricks good luck. We'll find out
0:16.8	You know what a brick is when it slams into the room to brick
0:22.4	Yeah
0:24.4	You know my debt whenever I watch UCLA games. This is a total what's like I always found it so cruel college
0:32.3	Basketball you see a lot every time when an opposing team comes and there's a thing called an airball
0:38.3	That's when you totally miss the basket the rim hits nothing. Yeah, so every time that guy gets a ball again
0:43.6	The rest of the game they go air ball. They fucking shit on them the whole game
0:50.4	Brutal nice
0:52.4	Brutal
0:54.4	How's everybody doing on this beautiful Friday afternoon?
0:59.6	Ela my co-host beautiful is ever looking fresh is
1:06.5	Looking fresh as my ass after a nice squirt on the bed a day
1:12.3	Well, I don't know what else is fresh name something fresher than that
1:17.1	Can right Eddie fresh. Teddy fresh fresh to the Teddy
1:21.1	How are you today?
1:24.9	Good I it's been I'm actually what I I'm sorry. I thought the same thing
1:32.6	What it's been
1:34.6	You look at me did it but it's in a bit of it. It's sorry
1:38.3	Shrek music
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