Hello and welcome to Canaan Rents, Volume 2, Issue 95.

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Oh, In November 2002, Ubisoft Montreal promised to redefine stealth action with Rip from the Headline's

stories in a new series endorsed by and bearing the name of Tom Clancy.

Two and a half years later, Ubisoft Montreal returned to the franchise they created

with Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Joining me, James Carter, on this silent but deadly issue are

Sassy, tech savvy and boy does he look great in a slightly unbuttoned blouse.

Tonight it's less hack and slash and more hack and analyze for Darren Grimm Foreman.

Hello, beautiful people.

He's gruff, chiseled, unquestionably amoral and there's sure to be controversy over his voice actor.

It's Carl, don't call him Fisher Moon.

Lots of guys.

So, we are tackling Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Too many titles on that one.

But we're going to talk a little bit about the whole series,

and I think it's probably pertinent to put in our mandatory but often missed spoiler warning

to say that we are going to...

We're not going to talk extensively about games other than chaos theory,

but we're not going to hold back on spoilers for anything up to and including conviction in the series.

So blacklists coming out the day we record this and we're not going to touch spoilers on that,

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