We are the one, two, three, star losers!

What up everybody, I am Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts.

My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Hey, my name is Eddie and I know the least about sports.

I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

I just don't know the who's who's or the what's what's what's up you guys.

I'm Ray. I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.

This polar vortex. That's happens every day in Michigan.

And also if you go to the bar, people are drinking martinis, maybe a dirty martini,

maybe even one of those beers, not me.

I'm shotgunning a can of beer in the bar.

Okay, and we started off with a game we call Wood you rather.

Get get get get get get.

Would you rather have three feet or three hands?

Hmm.

I guess hands.

I mean, do three feet, is that going to make me run faster?

I don't. I mean, I see three.

I think the third foot will just make me trip more.

Well, it'll just be another thing to kind of get in the way.

The hands like, dude, say you're like at a Thanksgiving feast and you're just like,

Oh, give me a little turkey left hand.

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