Tom Brady Clone Wars – November 5, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 159 minutes
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Summary
- Tom Brady cloned his dog, Dick Cheney died, Sydney Sweeney’s weird GQ interview, more evidence Bill Burr is spiraling, a new Bonerline, Kim Kardashian v. NASA, Tish Hyman v. Gold’s Gym, and the UPS plane crash.
- Former Vice President Dick Cheney finally died after 5 heart attacks and one heart transplant. That Iraq war didn’t end up so well.
- Some dude was listening to our show when a stupid deer ran into him.
- A big UPS plane crash went down in Kentucky and at least 11 people are dead.
- The New York Jets are selling everything. This little kid cried like a little girl when he found out.
- Bill Burr is spiraling and his You Tube views are way down.
- Carrot Top is sparking concern.
- Tate McRae lip-syncs and tries to deny it, but it’s hard to do when the mic is facing the wrong way.
- Kim Kardashian is the worst actor possibly ever. She had a brain aneurism, but nobody cared because it was old news. She also doesn’t believe the Moon landing happened.
- RIP to Buzz Aldrin’s new wife.
- Tom Brady cloned his dog. Weird.
- Matt Kalil’s weiner is so big it ruined his marriage.
- Drew rolls through some email… including a story of degenerate hockey player Arthur Kaliyev.
- Former women’s volleyball coach Brett Agne is also a degenerate gambler.
- Russell Simmons has been making settlements, but the payments aren’t going through. He also put out a Harriet Tubman sex tape.
- Tish Hyman has a problem with swinging dongs in women’s locker rooms at Gold’s Gym.
- Mando bring us a brand new Bonerline. Use promo code DREW at ShopMando.com and call or text 209-66-Boner to communicate with the show.
- Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral race. Everything in New York is now free.
- Mary Sheffield wins the Detroit mayoral race. Check out Charlie LeDuff and ML Elrick on Sheffield.
- Sydney Sweeney is a YouTube DUD! She’s staging fake make-out photos with Scooter Braun. She recently did a vapid interview to promote the Christy Martin movie.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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| 0:02.4 | Look at this panel of losers. |
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| 0:55.2 | Dick Cheney died yesterday |
| 0:57.4 | no RIP Dick Cheney five heart attacks |
| 1:00.4 | and he lived 84 I thought he was 84 |
| 1:03.9 | when he was vice president |
| 1:05.0 | didn't he look ancient when he was he did |
| 1:07.8 | he's one of those guys who always looked old |
| 1:10.0 | yeah so it seems like he was aging |
| 1:12.7 | really gracefully at the end right because he always lived old is harry whittington still alive or is he |
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