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Are people pretty forgiving when you talk to them after the show?

I think so.

Yeah.

Sorry, I didn't mean interrupt.

No, you're fine.

Yeah, I do think, I mean, it depends.

Like, I mean, the longer you do it, the better you get.

So it probably won't seem as quite as a, like, you might go, oh, that was not what I want. That was not. But the audience was like, oh, that was funny, you know, or whatever. But sometimes if it's a rough show, sometimes they'll be like, yeah, that was a rough crowd.

And you're like, no, that was me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I bombed terribly in front of Carly Aqua. if it's a rough show, sometimes they'll be like, yeah, that was a rough crowd. And you're like, no, that was me. Yeah.

Yeah.

I bombed terribly in front of Carly Aquilino and Jesse May Paluso out in New York City one night. Terribly. I opened that show, and I ate so bad. It was the second worst time I've ever bombed outside of bombing in front of Andy Kindler. and when I got off the stage,

Carly Aquilino got up,

and I went in the green room and Jesse May,

who's sweet as pie.

Yep. bombed outside of bombing in front of Andy Kindler. And when I got off the stage, Carly Aquilino got up, and I went in the green room and Jesse May, who's sweet as pie, is just saying, don't worry about it. It's okay. They're just kind of off. They're a little off tonight. The crowd just, you know, it just takes a little while to warm up. Meanwhile, behind me, Carly Aquilino is murdering, murdering. murdering the room. And I was like, really, Jesse,

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