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I have to ask the two women then, because I already brought this up to our buddy to my right here.

But last night I went to bed, and on the way to bed, I said to Catherine,

because, you know, work nights we don't sleep together because I get up so early and she she gets up her own I think

what noon one something like that yeah I'm sure but I'm going to bed last night ago good night my love

and she goes yeah good night what the hell is that Kristen what did you do Tom yeah see Tom? Yeah, see, what did I do, Tom?

It had to be me.

What did you do to upset Katie one?

No, she's just, like, Tom is the emo one, and she is the practical.

Yep, all right, cool, I'll see you tomorrow, and Tom is like the, he would probably write her an epic poem every night.

Oh, Catherine, the love of my life. You know, and she's like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go feed you, put him to bed, you know. Exactly. And I'm, I'm,

I'm Tom in my relationship. I'm far more emo than Justin. Like, I'll be like, do you, if I was a

snail, would you keep me in a terrarium and love me? And he's like, okay, please go to bed.

Like, we don't need to do this every night.

Bed time.

Once again, let's go.

I'm the practical one.

I get KB1.

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