Tom Barnard Show: Hour 2 - Eye of newt, finger of human
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
The crew looks over the headlines of the day and what a surprise, everyone hates everyone and is suing every person they know. Hopefully that doesn't bleed over into the show...
In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad talks about the very rare "good" night in Minnesota sports with the Timberwolves picking up a win over the Thunder and the Wild snapping their losing streak, and KSTP's Chris Egert informs the show about a big fire in Eagan that occurred overnight and the seasonal opening of Afton Alps. Iconic comedian Bill Engvall joins the show to talk about his final stand-up special called "Here's Your Sign, It's Finally Time - My Last Show" which releases December 5th on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Dish, and a number of cable providers!
Hour #2 sees the team review the top headlines from the day including a man who believed his girlfriend was a witch and a lady who found a finger in her salad at a restaurant.
In hour #3 Kristyn Burtt restrains herself from getting into the "is Die Hard a Christmas movie" debate, even though it's apparently one of the top ten Christmas movies of all time. Another debate: who is Burt Reynolds? His name is a mystery to anyone under 40. Apparently he was in some movies at some point. Perhaps we'll never know for certain.
On the Family, we debate changing our name to something less offensive. To who? I don't know. Probability states that someone out there is offended by it though. It might take a while to find a name that gets universal approval from every living human, so check back in a few thousand years and we'll give you a progress update.
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:02.5 | The Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:04.1 | Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. |
| 0:07.1 | And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:12.8 | You know, I just, I realized I had a problem here because I was giving everybody the finger. |
| 0:17.7 | But unless I point it right at the camera, you can't see it. |
| 0:20.6 | So I had to do so I had to do I |
| 0:21.3 | had to do this I had to go like this we can feel it what's happening God that made me happy |
| 0:27.9 | that one that really cheered me up talking to Bill Langboe what a great guy yeah you guys have a real |
| 0:32.3 | connection it's pretty sweet it's just wonderful that's the whole the whole deal well |
| 0:36.2 | have you become friends with a lot of guys used to drive around men and women comedians? |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah, I'd say there's quite a few that I kind of still keep in touch with. |
| 0:44.1 | It's weird to see certain comedians that have just absolutely blown up since they were, you know, fresh to the stage. |
| 0:53.0 | Andrew, not Santino, Andrew Schultz, |
| 0:56.7 | who I remember coming on to the House of Comedy, |
| 1:00.0 | and he was not a nobody, |
| 1:01.8 | but very young in comedy. |
| 1:03.0 | And now he's traveling the world, |
| 1:04.8 | selling out theaters, |
| 1:06.1 | or theaters in Australia, |
| 1:08.2 | and all, it's just absolutely nuts. |
| 1:10.4 | And I'm like, and every once in a while he'll |
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