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Tom Barnard Show: Hour 1 - Never discuss fruit at the dinner table

Tom Barnard Podcast

Tom Barnard Podcast

Comedy, News

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The countdown to Christmas officially begins today with the calendar flipping to December, and what better way to celebrate than with a jam packed show!

In the first hour, KSTP's Chris Egert hears a story about a British man who was addicted to sleeping with dead bodies, and informs about an update in the Middle East along with more info on the local house explosion that happened yesterday. Plus the crew gets at each other's throats over fruit preferences.

Hour #2 has Bob Sansevere who talks about the Timberwolves' successful run so far, the Gophers losing some notable players to the transfer portal, the Wild's turnaround under their new coach, and what the Vikings should do at QB after their bye week. Actor Bernie Kopell joins the show to talk about his new work "Our (Almost Completely True) Love Story" which releases December 8th on Amazon Instant, Apple TV, Vimeo, Google Play, Vudu, and Hoopla. Also, longtime friend of the show Brad Blanks stops by to talk about the time he shocked Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston with his size, and his run in with Julia Roberts’ body guard.

In hour #3 Tim Lammers and Kristyn Burtt are united by a common goal: get people back into theaters. Step one is to solve the cell phone issue. Of course, every solution costs money and relies largely on the honor system. And if these people had honor to begin with, they wouldn't be ruining your movie experience in the first place. What a paradox.

On the Family, prepare to get serious. No, not because Josh Arnold is in and money is serious business. Today we also have Patty Wetterling, mother of Jacob Wetterling, in studio. She and Joy Baker have written a book, Dear Jacob, which you could describe as "heavy".

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:02.6

The Tom Bernard Morning Show.

0:04.1

Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app.

0:07.1

And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:12.6

Good morning.

0:14.3

Good morning.

0:15.1

What are you chewing your face?

0:17.5

Oh, I was just biting my lip.

0:19.7

That looked like it hurt. Oh. Oh, okay was just biting my lip. God, that looked like it hurt. No.

0:21.6

Oh, okay.

0:24.6

I'm going to engage.

0:25.6

Not bleeding out.

0:27.6

Well, as long as you're not bleeding out, I'm happy to hear that.

0:29.6

You know, I'm going to ask you guys a question because this is something I had no knowledge of, and I've studied history over and over and over again, I don't know why it never came up did you know there were like eight presidents

0:40.8

before George Washington no nope you ever heard of that no like like president of

0:48.3

the board or like actual president of the United States they were called

0:51.8

president of the United States there were I think eight of, and I've only heard of one of them.

0:57.5

Yeah, if one of you guys could look it up, it's a hell of a story, I guess.

1:00.0

I don't know.

1:00.3

I don't know where it is, but I mean, eight or nine presidents before George Washington became the president of the United States.

1:07.0

I don't, I never heard of that. Yeah, it looks like we got a John Hanson in 1715, 1783, Elias Bolden on something, Thomas Mifflin, John Hancock. But we weren't United States then. We were a disembodied franchise. Yeah. They were called president of the united states though yeah is it something

1:29.7

that they just we now call them presidents of the united states where back in the day they were

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