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The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. It is, you horn tooting or whatever they say. Isn't that what it is? It is. You horn tootin. You horn tootin. Something like that anyway. So we got to go with the weather first because it's going to be hotter than a sunbitch. It's already hotter than some, bitch.

It feels like that, anyway. So we got to go with the weather first because it's going to be hotter than a sunbitch.

It's already hotter than some bitch. It feels like it's radiating. It feels like you're walking to a microwave. It does. And I love the heat, but I was walking through the parking lot, and I was like, whoa, that's pretty hot. Should I pretend I'm a TV guy? Of course. Forecast first alert for today due to near record, record hot temperatures, and heat index values from 105 to 110 this afternoon. That's a good TV voice. That's a very serious voice with my weather delivery. What do women sound like? Hey, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? What are you going to get hot? Okay.

I'll wear a light a shirt.

Today's going to be hot, hot, hot with a side of hot.

Oh, God, I've heard that.

Hey, Tom, I'm on the show.

There it is.

That's Bob.

That was you.

Sounds exactly like Bob Sanzpere.

It was Bob Sanzibir.

That was Tom doing an impression of Bob Sanzibir, but it sounds like Bob doing an impression of a lady. It does. It does. Thousand percent. You couldn't. Hey, Tom, how are you doing? God, Sanny. I just talked to his daughter, Sam, the other day. What a great person. You guys know Sam Sanzibir? Yeah, I love her. She's phenomenal. She's a terrific person. Nothing like her father. No, no, no, no, no. But I do love the Sansevirs. Oh, yeah. Well, Mary especially. Forget Bob. Oh, there's Mary. Then there's the kids. And then there's Bob. I believe that. Good lineup. Yep. Okay, so here's the deal. Excessive heat warning today until 10 p.m. Yesterday's 98 degree high broke the record for the day, and it was also the hottest August temperature. By the way, it broke the record. It broke, we broke a record. Yeah, what was it, 97 and a half before? Oh, really? So now it's 98. It's like less than a degree. It was, yeah.

I just love it when they do that stuff.

Record-breaking heat.

Indeed.

Yesterday's 98 degree high.

I broke the record for the day, and it was also the hottest August temperature since 1988.

Yeah, but that's because the Kiki morning show was so hot.

It radiated on the entire Earth in 80.

Yeah, no.

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