This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, good morning, everybody. Tom Bernard is on vacation all the way until Friday. I heard he was that Burning Man this weekend. I heard he was too. Could you imagine? I heard he got a group tat.

I'm not even going to say, I heard he already got a Groupon.

A Groupon for Burning Man.

Same.

He got bold.

Yeah.

You get a four-day pass and mud tires for free.

That would be great. Could you even imagine him stepping out of the vehicle at Bernie Man and the people that would walk by? Oh my. His brain would implode. Yeah. He would, I have to wear what? No, no, no, no. Get back in the car. We're all. I think he's like, he'd be like a cartoon where everything would seize up and he'd like start shaking and then the steam would come out. You know the episode of Seinfeld, and I know because I just watched this the other day, with the apple pie where he asked the girl, you don't want a bite of apple pie? And she leans back and goes, no, no, no, no. And she won't respond to anything else, but no, that would be Tom Bernard walking through burning man, losing his goddamn mind. He pretty much is, I mean, he's in North Carolina.

There's also, every time I'm reading news, there's like hurricanes in North Carolina.

I don't know.

Part of me says maybe he's just an Edina taking a break.

We'll stay vacation.

And I, hey, no, more power to you.

Right now Edina is Al Bundy, just on the couch, hand down the pants.

Yeah.

Yeah, I love that.

All right.

Let's take a look outside, huh?

So I heard some storms supposed to be rolling through before 7 a.m.

It is now 703, and I saw no storms this morning.

Yeah, prove us wrong, nature.

That's right.

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