Tom Barnard Show: Hour 1 - Comedian Steve Gillespie calls in, Kristyn Burtt's Hollywood report and Bob Sansevere has sports!

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Today, Tom, Brittany and Rudy start the show with a conversation about the how unfunny presidents are.

In the first hour, Bob Sansevere gives a detailed description about the size of his doctor's hand. Next, Kristyn Burtt has the news from Hollywood. Last part of the hour, we are joined by comedian Steve Gillespie who is at Laugh Camp this weekend. In hour #2, KSTP's Chris Egert joins us for a chat about local news and Jay Mohr joins us in studio! He's at House of Comedy all weekend!

In our last hour, Skor North's Phil Mackey and Kent Hrbek talk Twins and Tim Lammers joins us for his weekly movie review. This week it's Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3!

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0:00.0	Did you ever wonder how all those clock sounds were made in the beginning of Time by Pink Floyd?
0:05.4	Or what was going on when Kurt Cobain wrote Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit?
0:10.6	I'm Jan Delane, host of the Behind the Song podcast. Join me for each episode, digging into
0:15.4	classic rock's most interesting songs and the history behind them. You might just find a new revelation in the music
0:21.8	you've heard all your life. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts and on the behind the song
0:26.7	YouTube channel. And if you like it, hit subscribe. This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show.
0:32.5	The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts.
0:40.9	And now a message from the Tom Bernard podcast.
0:43.7	What to do if your friends drink too much on Cinco de Mayo.
0:47.5	Later today, if your friends start saying things like...
0:50.4	Cinco de Mayo.
0:51.9	Or...
0:52.5	You're fucking, fucker, fucking, very many of them.
0:56.0	They may have drank too much. The best plan of action is to get them some water.
0:58.0	Offer them some chips and guacamole.
1:00.0	And in case they get lost, repeat the name of the place you've been drinking.
1:05.0	Rojo, rojo, rojo.
1:06.0	If you do lose track of your drunk friend, the best place to look is the drive-through of the nearest Arbys.
1:12.4	This has been a single-to-mile message from the Tom Bernard podcast.
1:17.9	There you.
1:18.8	I like how he's laughing at himself.
1:20.6	I'm laughing at Brittany.
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