Tom Barnard Show: Hour 1 - Bob Sansevere talks Twins and Kristyn Burtt's entertainment report
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Tom, Brittany and Rudy start Monday with a chat about Brittany and Rudy being terrible human beings for not watching the news on their time off. How dare they.
In the first hour, Bob Sansevere talks Twins and the new Netflix docu-series Quarterback. Next, Kristyn Burtt details the show Fringe and tells us why she doesn't drink.
In hour #2, KSTP's Chris Egert gives us details on a rescued dog and the killer arrested in New Jersey this past weekend.
In hour #3, SKOR North's Phil Mackey breaks down the electro shock treatments Kirk Cousin does before practice and then Christopher Miller joins us from Kyiv in the Ukraine to discuss his new book, The War Came to Us!
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:02.6 | The Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:04.1 | Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. |
| 0:07.1 | And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:12.0 | Looking for that perfect family vacation where the water is warm, the sun is shining, and disease as far as the eye can see. |
| 0:21.1 | Then plan a trip to shit holia. |
| 0:24.4 | Shit holia. |
| 0:25.3 | Less vaccination, more evacuation. |
| 0:28.9 | Get away to the place where everyone who lives there wants to get away from. |
| 0:33.1 | Shitholia, we put the ease in disease. |
| 0:36.7 | And if you act right now, we'll throw in over the border |
| 0:39.6 | human trafficking for free. That's right, a $249 value. Before summer's over, pack up the family, |
| 0:47.4 | hide in the back of a produce truck, and enjoy a week-long stay at Shitholia. Shiholia government |
| 0:53.2 | not responsible for loss of life limb and cannot guarantee a safe return. Now, do you think Biden is going to like the fact you're calling the United States Shiholia? I'm calling whatever country you said people came from. If you come here from Shiholia, well, see, ready to go. He had the receipts ready to go, didn't he? |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.3 | Oh, that was funny. I just inhaled something. Damn. Oh, good. No, it's not a cough. I just inhaled something. Like, God damn. Shit holia. You could run for mayor. It's getting even more shit. Oh, no, it's not just a city. It's a country. |
| 1:08.3 | Oh, you can run for president. |
| 1:10.6 | Running, well, everybody else is. |
| 1:11.2 | Why not? |
| 1:46.5 | May as well run for president. But, yeah, there are a couple of things that popped up over the weekends. Our listeners and my friends are the worst human beings on Earth. I will tell you that. Okay, tell me why. Worst people I've ever met my entire life. I think we're up to five people now, I believe, that have sent me a message about this, what's it, what's it again, Giglio? |
| 1:54.7 | What the hell's the name of the island? The island. Gig, Gig, boom. It's Gig something. Gilgia. |
| 2:00.5 | Oh, no. Where the guy killed all those women. I don't know. You don't know about this story? No. Rudy. There's a shocker. It's the biggest story in America. He doesn't know either. You honestly got to, I'm going to have to get a news guy. I really am. We're going to have to get another person in here. |
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