This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. The Tom Bernard Morning Show. Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. We're kind of all back, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Hey, where's this? Where's that? What did I do with this? Where's the picture? Like, Jesus, nice planning. Way to go, sister. I'm gonna go back in my closet where things are safe. That looked really comfortable.

You got room for two? picture. Like, Jesus, nice planning. Way to go, sister. I'm going to go back in my closet where things are safe.

I'm telling you, that looked really comfortable. You got room for two? Yeah, there is. I hope she's got room for a lot more than two. I'll tell you that. I'll show you guys my wedding dress because it was in there. Was it really? It was right behind me. I thought it looked very comfortable. That was super comfy. The problem is I get too comfortable. I could curl up in a ball and just listen to everyone talk. But yeah, it was a blast. Thanks for doing that. I really appreciate it because we were in a rough spot yesterday. I just wanted to get rid of you. That's why I told them to do it. Duh. Get her out of here, damn it. Everybody knows you want me out of the building. Out of the building. Out of the city. Get out of St. Louis Park. Because I smell.

Exactly right. Get her out of here, damn it. Everybody knows you want me out of the building. Out of the building.

Out of the city.

Get out of St. Louis Park.

Because I smell. Exactly right. You don't smell. Don't tell people you smell. I hate people that smell. That's why I don't tell people you smell. I know you don't. Oh, God. Who doesn't, right? Like, there are people, though, that you know are a little sweaty smelling.

I'm okay with it.

All right. Who doesn't, right? There are people, though, that you know are a little sweaty smelling.

I'm okay with it. All right. Well, I got some direction. I was going to read this promo for the fair every hour, but they only want it once. We're going to do it whenever. No, we can do it whenever. I just printed that off from earlier this week. Oh, that's really this week. I was going to tell you to read it every hour, but you already, I heard you, I overheard

you say I'm going to read it every hour. So I was like, there's no point in telling you because you already made that choice. At the top, it says read one time. Well, you know what? F what it says at the top. Yeah, okay. I'll say, yeah, okay, that's, there you go. It's that show prep again.

F what it says.

It won't self-destruct

after you read it once.

Yeah, maybe you, there you go. It's that show prep again. F what it says. It won't self-destruct after you read it once.

Yeah, maybe you could do your job and then I wouldn't have to destruct it at all. Instead of sitting around with your, you know what I loved Beth? Yesterday, I can't do it. Yeah. But your knee was up here most. Oh, I sit like a...

I think it's because I'm cold all the time,

and so I fold up all the time.

It was 100 yesterday.

Well, not 100.

It was 90. It's like I think it's because I'm cold all the time, and so I fold up all the time.

It was 100 yesterday. Well, not 100. It was 90. I know, but then everybody kicks on their AC. Well, that's true. Like, right now, I'm freezing in here. Like, I will be stealing Alex's shawls. You got the shawls over there? I'll grab, like, five of her shawls. All right, well, speaking of the weather, ladies and gentlemen, here is the deal.

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