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You damn right.

Okay, we're going to start the show on a really up and positive note.

I went for a five-mile walk this morning.

I got three and a half miles in before it started raining, so I got the rest in, you know, whatever. The rest doesn't matter.

But in the last two days, your boy has picked up seven cans and plastic cups on Lake Street

and Bushaway. And if I keep finding them on there,

I'm going to hide in one of the trees, I'm going to kick you right in the ass if you throw.

How do you throw cans out of a car at this point or off your bicycle?

Because that's the only way they could have gotten there.

It sounds like you need to adopt a highway.

I should adopt a highway.

You're already doing all the work. You might as well

get a sign for it. But here's what I love. These are the same assholes. Oh, you can't use

gas powered cars because they're not, you're throwing your shit everywhere. You know, and I don't

mind picking it up. I don't care. I'm doing it for my family. I'm not doing it for anybody else but my

family. I don't want my family to even see it or live in a world like that. I mean, Jesus. Now,

I understand like bags, because they kind of blow around that could be on somebody's porch or

whatever. But the plastic bags, you don't want to leave those on your porch anyway. No. So I'm just warning you up front.

You've got a new neighbor out there, and I'm going to kick you right in the ass.

If I find you throwing a can by the side of the road as you're walking there, I swear to God,

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