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You damn right. Okay, we're going to start the show on a really up and positive note.

I went for a five-mile walk this morning. I got three and a half miles in before it

started raining, so I got the rest and, you know, whatever. The rest doesn't matter. But in the last

two days, your boy has picked up seven cans and plastic cups on Lake Street and Bushaway. And if I keep finding them on there, I'm going to

hide in one of the trees. I'm going to kick you right in the ass if you throw it. How do you

throw cans out of a car at this point or off your bicycle? Because that's the only way they could

have gotten there. It sounds like you need to adopt a highway. I should adopt a highway.

You're already doing all the work. You might as well

get a sign for it. But here's what I love. These are the same assholes of, oh, you can't use

gas powered cars because they're not, you're throwing your shit everywhere. You know, and I don't

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