Tom Barnard Podcast 3000
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Our 3000th episode is a celebration not just of the show, but the people who've been part of it. Whether they were only there for a while or have been here the whole time, we've got more people on the show today than we could possibly fit into the studio at any given time. We still remember when we made a big deal about 500. I wonder how far we can take this thing?
Guest list:
Kristyn Burtt
Melissa Barnard
Mike Gelfand
Mike Rasmussen
Mike Molina (yes, we had three mikes on in a row)
Don Shelby
Jimmy Francis
Timmy Lammers
Michael Bryant, Bradshaw and Bryant
Bob Sansevere
Paul "Meatsauce" Lambert
Winnie Schrader (AKA Cassie)
Tevin Pittman
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:09.1 | Alex Bernard Rossison. |
| 0:11.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:13.4 | Who's next? |
| 0:14.7 | Usually you. |
| 0:15.7 | Andy Bram Bernard. |
| 0:17.2 | Melissa Bernard. |
| 0:18.4 | And Kristen Byrd. |
| 0:19.3 | Yes. |
| 0:19.8 | Yay. |
| 0:21.1 | Good job. |
| 0:22.1 | We're going to toast for us. |
| 0:24.1 | I know, and I left it out by all the snacks. |
| 0:26.6 | I was like nobody touched my meat stick and cheese. |
| 0:30.6 | Three thousand episode right here. |
| 0:33.6 | That's why we're drinking champagne. |
| 0:36.6 | Like you need an excuse. |
| 0:56.2 | Like you need an excuse. Exactly. I have some cheeses. And we've got Kristen is here. In the flesh. Kristen in the flesh. I know. That's why I was joking. I'm like, were you guys disappointed? We had one. Disappointed. Never. I got to hang out with her all day. We had lunch. We walked to Byerleys and the freezing cold. |
| 1:31.3 | What did you say? 14 years. 14 years. We've been working with you for 14 years. I know. It's crazy. I was saying we have video of it, so I'm sure it will get up at some point. I think we have two perspectives, but it was very strange walking up this morning. Just like this, you know, maybe it's like a kid when they first see Mickey Mouse for the first time. Like, at Disney World, after seeing them on TV all the time, that's a little bit what it was like. Well, I could see that. Now, Melissa has something to say. I just want to, I'm just here to say, happy 3000th episode. It's such a big feat to complete. |
| 1:35.3 | And I'm really excited that I get to be here and part of it. |
| 1:39.3 | And excited to see how everything goes in the future. |
| 1:45.0 | What year did you come around? |
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