Tom Barnard Morning Show: Hour 1 - Getting rid of caffeine and the Celtics
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
It's Tom's birthday and Brittany gave him the one thing he's be asking her for... her absence!
In the first hour, SKOR North's Judd Zulgad talks about the Timberwolves win over the Celtics and how Anthony Edwards is in charge of the team and discusses PJ Fleck's to Illinois, and KSTP's Chris Egert on Tom's effort to cut back on his caffeine, today's top stories, and revisits an on-air blooper from a year ago.
Hour #2 has author Kenneth Womack join the show to discuss his new book "Living The Beatles Legend: The Untold Story of Mal Evans" which is set to release everywhere on November, 14th. It details the life of Malcom Evans who was a long-time roadie, personal assistant, and devoted friend who was an invaluable member of the legendary band's inner circle.
In Hour #3 we teach you how to add six years to your life, update your tech, and avoid having your likeness stolen by greedy Hollywood executives. That last one is courtesy of Kristyn Burtt.
On the Family, we learn from Tim Lammers that Elvis was maybe not someone you want to emulate. At least, not every aspect of his life. Same story with the 1000 pound sisters. Just stay away from vice as much as possible, basically. Pizza's good, three pizzas a day are not good. Pretty easy stuff.
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:02.0 | The Tom Bernard Morning Show. |
| 0:04.0 | Streamed every morning on the Tom Bernard Show app. |
| 0:07.0 | And anytime, on demand, wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:11.0 | You're a mammy. That's all I have to say. |
| 0:15.0 | What's that? |
| 0:17.0 | Not your mammy. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, I was just saying, not my mammy. |
| 0:20.0 | I was talking to people that listen, they're mammy. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah, everybody else is mammy. |
| 0:24.2 | I was watching cops last night and episode. |
| 0:26.3 | I haven't watched cops in a long time. |
| 0:27.6 | You just watched it all the time. |
| 0:29.5 | There was a cop on there. |
| 0:31.7 | I think they were in Memphis. |
| 0:33.3 | Okay. |
| 0:34.7 | And I grew up in the inner city, okay? |
| 0:37.4 | I could not understand one word this cop was saying. |
| 0:41.3 | He's talking to the guy, he's like, look, yeah, man, the thing you've got to do. |
| 0:44.8 | It gets off to your ass. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm like, what? |
| 0:47.3 | Are you saying? |
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