And now, Brandon Sick Boy Shog.

Yes, sir. Monday morning, October 27th, Halloween is upon us, friends.

Halloween is here.

It's Mr. Halloween, reporting from Austin, Texas. I love me some Halloween.

Favorite holiday of the year.

Whole fam gets into it.

We usually do family themed outfits and costumes.

And my kids were like, nah, fam, we're going to do our own thing this year.

You're on your own.

Only costume I could find that fits on short notice was a giant frog.

I know, pretty lame, dude.

Giant frog, it's from tipsy elves.

And, yeah, it's heartbreaking.

I want to go as Ed Gein, but, um, uh, I love Halloween, but you can't go too over

the top.

It's, hey parents, for the kids.

Halloween's become this adult thing, and it's a, especially in L.A.

It's, uh, it's kind of where all the sluts had an excuse to dress like a

whore yeah but um hey parents it's for the kids okay so be cool man don't outshine your kiddos

with your costume do not do that um boss d has had three costume changes let Let's see, he was scream because him and his brother

watched scream. That was a, parents don't do that for kids under 10. Uh, he's had nightmares ever

since. It's been a real issue. So I made a horrible dad, uh, decision there. But he was scream.

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