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studio by tom arnold he is at the dc comedy loft tonight and tomorrow two shows each night

tom you joked about your four marriages your four weddings would you consider a fifth

uh uh i haven't had a date wait hold on hold on hold on one second. Is you the wrong mic or? It's the same one. Just swap it out because that chord's broken. All right, hold on. The mic is awful. Is it from being pulled too much there? Probably, yeah, the XLR. Is it better now? I can do the other one. Hold on, Tom. I think we can hear it. I'm the producer.

No, now it's this one.

We're in trouble.

All right, there.

That one's not your fault. No, good. Thank you. Why not reach here? We got an issue. They're all needed. I'll do whatever has to be done. All right. Try that. So I asked you if you would consider a fifth marriage because you've been married four times. Have been on a day,

no.

No. So I asked you if you would consider a fifth marriage because you've been married four times. Have you been on a day. No, haven't. Haven't. I was single dad with a 12-year-old and a 10-year-old. I'm not sure they would, you know, my 12-year-old son's very, you know, if he sees, would be nice to you. Yeah. But also their mom, you know, it's public record is so crazy. You know, she swats us and does things like that. No. I don't know if you have, you could Google it. What does that mean? That means she calls the police. I'm home asleep with the kids. She says, his name is Tom Arnold. He's trying to kill us or something. Yeah, he's very violent.

He has a lot of guns and worried about the kids. And they come. And the cops come in a life-friending situation. Yeah. And I meet him outside and say, call your supervisor. You've been here a lot. And the kids are fine. I'm not waking them up. And I got no guns. and then the cops leave and I have to wake up the kids.

Kids, we got to hide the freaking guns, man.

That really happened that really happened I was doing everything but but no there's I have us single mom friends and I assume that my date will start with a play date

Kids the same age the mom and I were at a park, it's my dreams.

The mom turns to me and goes,

you want to have sex behind the dumpster?

I'm like, I do.

It's been a long time.

Did you ever dabble with the apps?

No.

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