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Hollywood Handbook

Tom and Julie, Our Talkshow Friends

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes have a little fun doing a talkshow with JULIE KLAUSNER and TOM SCHARPLING live at The Bell House. This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses ( www.casper.com/savings ) and LinkedIn ( www.linkedin.com/THEBOYS ).

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0:00.0

Smells smells smells you comes hazing Shawn

0:30.0

So me and Gina, we Nolan and John are Buckel. Exactly. And we are going to wake up Tom

0:54.3

Green's parents. At this point I'm like why do you guys ever fall asleep? Because you know we're coming for you. Yes. And it's like

1:08.0

this was at the time where they were trying like different incarnations of talent to wake up Tom Green's parents. Sure yeah.

1:19.0

Well it seems so on the nose at first to have it be Tom Green. I know. So it's like it's not our Buckel in here. Can we get Gina Lee from the song? Yes. I like football on TV.

1:36.0

Yeah. I think it was shot shots of shots with I think it was shots. I don't know what what was it?

1:50.0

Shots of G. Yeah. Yeah. Which is tough because we're friends and I don't know. Oh no. She asks you and you freeze. Yeah. You give her that freeze space.

2:04.0

I don't know the words to the song. Anyway. So we get to the house. I know. And we get to the front door. And I know that we're sneaking around. Yeah I know. And we get to the door. Oh,

2:31.0

haze. You didn't tell me this part. So this is the part where it's okay. I didn't know this. We get to the door and Tom Green's dad answers the door. Oh, so we're like. Oh, no. And I sort of look around. It's not that dark. It's like 730.

3:00.0

Right. And he's like, what's up? And I would like we just have to like play this out. Uh huh. So we're like, we're hungry. Yeah. And you know, Tom agrees that he's like, well, you got to come in and have some dinner. Yeah. Yeah. He'll stuff you. No. Mr. Green will stuff you. Yes. So we end up sitting down at the dinner table. We have dinner with Mr. Mrs. Green. We're like, well, he's awake.

3:29.0

Like what do you do? Uh, and we're just kind of like trying to get him to like eat like watching for him to start to not all get sleepy. Yeah. But then I start to see like he's looking at us like he know we're playing chess.

3:45.4

You know, 3D chess. Yes.

3:48.8

With the human mind as the pieces. And as this realization sets in, I realize this king is like falling asleep.

4:02.6

So yeah, I am starting to get sleepy. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And I can see that he's done something with the foods. Uh huh. And the next thing I know.

4:18.0

I there's a firecracker going off. I'm in his bed. Oh, hey. Yes. I didn't know this part. Hey. He flipped it on me. So you know, that was the show. It turned out.

4:35.6

You were woken up by Tom Green's dad. Yes. Hey. Which is why I didn't tell you why I finished the story before with just us being out.

4:47.0

Outside the house. And you didn't think that you were very satisfied by that. Yeah. I heard I heard this great story. I was telling other people. I was like, it's not my story.

4:58.2

But you have to hear it. It's so good. Hayes went to Tom Green's dad's house. He never got to the door.

5:05.2

And people would and they're spreading it. I'm sure. Oh, no. And I was like, this is scoring. I guess I'll just let it. And what did Gina Lee do?

5:12.7

Gina Lee. Yes. Was she also asleep? Yeah. She was asleep kind of like right when we crossed it got into the door. And was John Arbuckle in on it? John Arbuckle.

5:28.9

I almost forgotten he was there. Yeah. He had the camera. And he's working with Mr. Green. Yes.

5:40.9

Because if he fell asleep, then I'd be worried who feeds Odie. Hey, welcome to Hollywood. Have a good. And it's got a kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet line.

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