Tom Allen on living with parents in his 30s, his unusual accent and finding love
White Wine Question Time
Biscuit Jim
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🗓️ 26 January 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
This week, we’re joined by the witty funnyman you’ll know from the likes of 'The Apprentice: You’re Fired' and 'Bake Off: An Extra Slice' – it’s the incredibly charming Tom Allen.
Tom joins Kate to take a delightful stroll down memory lane and reminisce about his Bromley roots. Growing up as a slightly awkward, top-hat-wearing teenager with a penchant for fine silverware and dinner parties, Tom’s journey through school wasn’t exactly focused on finding his tribe but rather on beating to the sound of his own drum. Describing himself as a 40-year-old man trapped inside a teenage body as he navigated those early years, we fast forward to his life today at that age he always felt he was meant to be and explore the full journey it took to get there.
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| 0:00.0 | You match with Maya on Tinder, you agree you don't fancy each other, but she makes you laugh till it hurts. |
| 0:05.3 | She dragged you to a mate house on the outskirts of the city, and you actually have a great time. |
| 0:10.0 | You connect with some new people, like Isaac, and decide to go to the gallery in the city centre, |
| 0:15.8 | where you bond over your shared appreciation of silence. |
| 0:19.2 | And bit by bit, the world starts to feel so full of possibilities and you think what if I hadn't met |
| 0:26.0 | Maya on tinder it starts with a swipe download the app now |
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| 1:50.0 | And he was a coach driver and I mean he would be like doing up our kitchen or something |
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