Tom Allen: I Have An Average Garden, Maybe Two or Three Farms.

The Harry Hill Show

Education, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 552 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Tom Allen is in the studio trying Harry's latest edible invention. This weeks theme is cucumbers with prickles, otherwise known as Cacti. "Tom Allen" by Wikipedia contributors, used under CC BY-SA 4.0. Derived from the Wikipedia article on Tom Allen. / This work is licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:31.3	Last time on a Harry Hill show. Harry Hill Show
0:42.3	Hello there, I'm Harry Hill and this is my show
0:45.3	It's the Harry Hill Show
0:47.3	Take one of those and just
0:51.3	Just pop a little bit of that on there.
0:57.0	One of those on top.
1:01.0	Put that in its envelope.
1:08.0	Yeah, I've got friends coming around later and well, they taste the same, don't they?
1:16.6	Um...
1:17.5	Oh, Daddy, the guest is here.
1:19.1	What's that, Gary?
1:20.0	I said, oh, just give me a moment, Daddy.
1:24.3	Daddy, the guest is here.
1:26.2	Oh, well, we better get our guest on then.
1:28.9	Welcome to...
1:31.3	Tom Allen.
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