I'd say we're all missing birthdays.

Having a party to celebrate someone that you love.

I mean, kids are losing their bloody minds.

But you can still send them a card or a little prezi

in a parcel with on post.

That way, they can feel thankful on their special day.

The taste of home-cooked chips, or as my little one calls them, dirty potatoes.

The feel of cashmere socks in bed, yes, I am that sexy, an afterlife on Netflix.

Maybe I'm hormonal, but fuck it gets me.

There are a million things that I'm thankful for today, but what is my guest thankful for?

You cannot be criticised because you try to do something.

No one has the right to go, oh, that wasn't very...

What do you think you were doing?

I didn't think that was funny at all.

That was...

Like, that's their issue, not yours.

Welcome to Thanks A Million.

I'm Angela Scanlan, and this is the show that takes a sneaky look at my guest's gratitude list to find out the things that have shaped their lives.

And what a show we have for you today as comedian Tom Allen joins us from a healthy distance, obviously. You will know Tom.

From loads of places. His stand-up shows, maybe he's done all of the

panel shows. He's also a presenter on Bake Off the Professionals and an Extra Slice as well as The Apprentice

You're fired. I know. If he wasn't so lovely, I'd hate him. He's currently on lockdown with

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