Hey, it's Simon.

And this is Martina.

I'm broadcasting out of Kichi-Jo, Tokyo, Japan, the most apocalyptic part of the world.

Oh, are you being a little bit exaggerative because it's so hot, do-d-d-d-d-da-hot,

yes, I told myself last year that I've learned how to accept heat.

And I'm okay when it's hot outside, so long as it's not hot indoors. When it's hot indoors, that's when like we need air conditioning and control it.

Now it's really hot outside.

And you know what?

I was just lying.

I'm very uncomfortable with this heat right now.

And I've just been camping on the side.

Every time I try to go outside, I hate it.

So that's my life right now.

Okay.

It's my life right now. It's my life. There's an update about how I'm feeling.

You're totally right, Ducky.

This has been a really insane summer.

I personally feel like in 12 years in Asia, this is the worst summer we've ever experienced.

Without a doubt, the worst.

It's a heat wave for sure.

Every Japanese person, it's like, that's all that we talk about right now because you wake up in the morning, it's like 9 a.m. 10 a.m. It's already 35. Feels like 45. Yeah. And it's basically like living

in a rainforest. This is what I've been telling my friends because they go, oh my God, it's so hot in New York

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