This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome, please make yourself comfortable for the next 45 minutes, wherever you may be,

because today's podcast brings you the kind of warmth you only really understand if you've

experimented with hair removal products on intimate areas of the body. I'm Gordon Smart,

gently applying the V in this podcast partnership. I'm burning like the last embers of a fire

and a cozy pub in the countryside. I'm a dancing flame of hope, flickering in the log burner in the living room of life,

bringing much needed tranquility and calm to proceedings.

And joining me as always is the yang to my ying, the social hand grenade detonating wherever he goes.

He's a roaring bonfire of mischief,

a raging inferno of energy,

exuberance and excitement.

He is the madman who squirts petrol on a barbecue,

roaring with delight in front of terrified guests

as the inferno licks the sky.

He singes facial hair with his personality.

He is a combustion carnival.

Nothing gives an autumnal inner thigh a pleasing glow like this fun-sized granoki and

Thespain.

It is Robert DeNearly himself or very own sexy pirate, a national treasure.

And this weekend, headliner at Comic-Con.

It's the scorching tele-detective with sometimes Willie Wobbles.

It's Mark Comston!

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