TogetherMess Around And Find Out
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Jeff and Jordan do the unthinkable and read the mean comments about Togethermess. Instead of spiraling, they laugh their way through brutal takes, ridiculous assumptions, and internet chaos. Equal parts unhinged and self-aware, it’s proof that if you can’t avoid the comments… you might as well roast them back.
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| 0:00.0 | You gotta put like lemon on there or something. It's because I'm large. Why'd you do that voice? Isn't that that Ed Ginn's voice? You brought that back. Why did he say large? Why did you use that voice? Because he said psycho. Oh, because you're saying the person wrote that's a psycho. Hey guys, episode two, thirteen. Do you ever pick your kids up from school? And it's like chaos in the car. I'm lost in a latent. I pick them up today. And it's non-stop fighting. We get in the house, non-stop fighting. |
| 0:45.5 | I'm like, go up in it's school all day. What do you have to fight about? I never know how you're gonna start these things. Well good, be surprised. I'm surprised, but it just says an audience, I'd be like, oh my god, they're fighting about their kids again? What's happening? We're not fighting about our kids. It's just with school drop off or with school, |
| 1:05.8 | it's just like little things. |
| 1:07.1 | And you know what we're fighting about? |
| 1:08.6 | Not we, them. kids again, what's happening? For not fighting about kids. No, I'm just, it's just, was school drop off or was school, it's just like little things. |
| 1:07.2 | And you know what we were fighting about? |
| 1:08.7 | Not we, them. We're fighting about. What? You know that song, Big Guy? Yeah, SpongeBob, Big Guy. Yeah, that's all that that person says. It was about the lyrics and Larson was like, no stupid. says this and then late sir crying I'm like everybody stop screaming at each other. |
| 1:26.2 | You wearing diamond earrings today. |
| 1:28.7 | No hoops, yeah, I just noticed. Oh, these are my Christmas gifts to myself. What's different about you? These are my Christmas gift to myself. Can you all see? I got them from my friend Lisa. She does jewelry. Nice. Yeah, so I don't have to pay a ton of money, the double charge. I've learned so much from her. I would never go to a jewelry store ever again. Well, why would you if you got somebody who knows about jewelry? I broke my watch again. My one that I've been complaining about. I speak at a repeat stories. I cracked it on a camera stand today. You need to like get like a... |
| 2:05.8 | No, never. |
| 2:06.8 | Sturdy. |
| 2:07.8 | Well, I mean, this is just gonna be an ongoing day because it's a cheap watch and it just drives me absolutely crazy. I know, I'm so pissed. I gotta go back to Turkey now and get a fix. Where's our lady? You're going to Boulder. I am. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Boulder. Yeah, and get it fixed. |
| 2:22.0 | Yeah, we can't just book a turkey trip. |
| 2:24.5 | Yeah, so anyways, how was your day? |
| 2:28.3 | It was good. I went to My hormone lady. I was telling Jeff. I just love her and I just like wanted to hang out with her today. I don't know why like she just makes me feel so good I have somebody to talk to and I told you all she's got me like this meal plan. And so she did my starting weight. Nobody needs to know my starting weight. And then she pulled up my chart today because I had to weigh myself and then you have to hold onto these bars and it tells like your body fat percentage and all that. Are you barefoot? Yeah, I take all, I normally I'll wear something like this so I can like have a tank top. And then it senses your feet and you hold on. |
| 3:06.9 | Oh, yeah, all of that. |
| 3:08.6 | And she goes, I'm so proud of you. |
| 3:11.8 | She goes, look at this chart and it just like, |
| 3:14.3 | how it was up really high and it's gradually going down. |
| 3:19.0 | Good. |
| 3:19.9 | And she goes, and I'm proud of you that over Christmas, |
| 3:23.1 | you didn't gain any weight. And I go, I've watched, I've been watching, |
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