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Togethermess

TogetherMess Around And Find Out

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Jeff and Jordan do the unthinkable and read the mean comments about Togethermess. Instead of spiraling, they laugh their way through brutal takes, ridiculous assumptions, and internet chaos. Equal parts unhinged and self-aware, it’s proof that if you can’t avoid the comments… you might as well roast them back. Thank you to our partner! AG1 - Go to DRINKAG1.com/TOGETHERMESS to get their best offer… get 3 FREE AG1 Travel Packs and 3 FREE AGZ Travel Packs, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Jeff and Jordan as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeamediagroup.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yay Media Group.

0:05.0

You got to put like lemon on there or something.

0:07.7

It's because I'm large.

0:11.5

Why did you do that voice?

0:13.0

Isn't that that Ed Ginn's voice?

0:15.1

You brought that back?

0:17.3

Why did he say large?

0:18.5

Why did you use that voice?

0:20.2

Because he's a psycho.

0:22.2

Oh, because you're saying the person wrote that's a psycho.

0:29.0

Hey, guys, episode 2.13.

0:32.5

Do you ever pick your kids up from school?

0:35.8

And it's like chaos in the car. I'm Lawson and Layton.

0:40.5

I pick them up today. And it's nonstop fighting. We get in the house, nonstop fighting. I'm like,

0:45.7

y'all been at school all day. What do you have to fight about? I never know how you're going to start

0:53.4

these things. Well, good. Be surprised. I'm surprised. But just as an audience, I'd be like, oh, my God, they're fighting about their kids again? What's happening? We're not fighting about our kids. It's just with school drop off or with school, it's just like little things. And you know what we're fighting about? Not we, them, we're fighting about. What? You know that song

1:11.7

Big Guy? Yeah, SpongeBob, big guy. Yeah, that's all that that person says. It was about the lyrics.

1:18.3

And Lawson was like, no stupid. It says this. And then late started crying. I'm like, everybody

1:23.8

stops screaming at each other. You're wearing diamond earrings today. You just noticed? No hoops. Yeah, I just noticed. Oh, these are my Christmas gift to myself. What's different about you? These are my Christmas gift to myself. Can you all see? I got them from my friend Lisa. She does jewelry. Nice. Yeah. So I don't have to pay a ton of money.

1:45.5

The double charge.

1:47.0

I've learned so much from her.

1:48.9

I would never go to a jewelry store ever again.

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