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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about helping the elderly, gardening, and climbing on roofs. Check out the updated tiers on Patreon! Get bonus content/merch and submit questions and topics for the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/craigconant/ Listen to Craig on Jason Meretti's Sitting Down with a Standup Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sitting-down-with-a-stand-up/id1514556184?i=1000486338771 Dr. Shiva's Mask Video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CC91O8sgdS9/?igshid=dzuv3uipbekj Thank you to our sponsors! Are you a high-risk business looking for help with credit card processing? Contact Steven Randolph at Aqua Payments: https://www.aqua-payments.com El Sativo Tequila: 2020 Tequila of the Year - San Francisco World Spirits Competition http://www.elsativo.com/ Shout out to Sticker Supreme: https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ Download and Subscribe to the Comedy Showcase App! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 Tour dates and merch: http://CraigConant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Uh-oh. This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.7	Uh-oh.
0:26.4	Uh-oh.
0:29.3	Oh, I got... Are we rolling?
0:30.3	Yes.
0:31.0	Oh, my.
0:31.8	Hello, welcome to Community Service.
0:33.7	I have an ad read, and this ad read is from the homie. Stephen Randolph, my handsome,
0:40.4	goddamn hustling friend that crazy enough has more stories than me. I don't know how that's possible.
0:47.4	But right, that's the beautiful thing about addicts. You go to AA. You're like, oh man, I got this
0:53.3	story. And then you hear another person's story.
0:55.9	You're like, oh, my God.
0:57.8	You need to find God, sir.
1:00.0	We are.
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