Toe Patrol

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacation recap (10:15) 7th Heaven (25:10) Toe Patrol (47:09) The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26) Fan emails (1:24:37) ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/19 Fort Collins, CO 5/20 Grand Junction, CO 5/21 Boise, ID 6/3 Louisville, KY 6/4 Washington, DC 6/10 Salt Lake City, UT 6/11 Colorado Springs, CO 6/23 Sacramento, CA 6/24 Fresno, CA 6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA 6/30 Las Vegas, NV 7/1 San Diego, CA 7/2 Anaheim, CA 7/21 Goshen, IN 7/28 Hattiesburg, MS 9/14 Oklahoma City, OK 9/15 Tulsa, OK 9/16 Wichita KS 9/17 Springfield, MO 9/21 Ottawa, ON 9/22 Peterborough, ON 9/23 London, ON 9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC 9/30 Roanoke, VA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at [email protected] FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://hensonshaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels and with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:15.0	On the net, it's a positive. Let's go
0:23.2	go episode 54 I want to say five fifty five
0:27.9	fifty five the number of the Lord
0:30.7	mmm that's not it I just said that. Never was like, okay.
0:34.0	50, that's 7, 77.
0:36.0	Right. We should have a Christian-themed episode 77.
0:39.0	Okay. We'll start playing.
0:40.0	Not think about that, I'll think about that.
0:42.0	Yeah, like six months.
0:43.0	Yeah, episode 55.
0:45.0	We have, dude, we've had a hot streak.
0:47.0	Oh yeah, dude.
0:48.0	We've been, you know like Aaron Judge, I'm trying to think of a good like baseball players, like dude,
0:51.0	he's been in the month of the month of May he's been
0:53.1	batting a thousand yeah that's us we're on a heater right we're on a heater baby
0:57.4	Alex on the ones and twos Andrew is also here friend of of the podcast, friend of Nashville, Stormy Leonard is in a house.
1:05.8	Yeah. She's going to chime in. Yeah, she's going to chime in. I said, hey, we're not necessarily
1:10.3	doing like a guest episode, but come through. Happy to be here.
1:14.0	That's what you're going to start with?
1:15.0	Happy to be here.
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