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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show.

Before we get going, here's some stuff you should know.

To tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he

says potato salad or sweat to God those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says

to George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because Todd's so big-hearted other podcast

it before his get started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass show

and number one. So welcome to the show.

Hey, how you doing?

How you doing?

You're good? Hey, oh no, it's the real Todd Glass. It is the real Todd Glass.

It is the real Todd Glass. Well, today. By the way, I'll make this so quick. You're not going to believe how quick this is. You don't even know what I'm going to do quick. Now you're curious. What is Todd going to do quick? In January, Philadelphia, New Hope, Brooklyn, New York, and Pittsburgh.

I will be there.

If you live in one of those cities, you go to my website.

And you'll, if that hasn't piqued your curiosity.

But then I don't have to give all the information.

And for the people that don't live in those cities they don't have to sit

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