To remind you that 60% of sales on Amazon come from independent sellers, here's John from Devil Dog Pet Company. We run our family business from Sterling Heights, Michigan, but we can reach customers all over the country thanks to Amazon. Good boy. Shop Small Business on Amazon. I cut up here at a 5-0.8, we will drink and totes with a show of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick channel, Mike Hawk,

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Well, thank you, Miles. A new survey found that one in five high schoolers have had a romantic AI relationship. No, they haven't. Yeah, they've gotten horny talking to AI, but they've not had a romantic relationship. Indeed. Romantic relationships have to go both ways. It's romantic when you get late. It can be romantic. Says you. Yeah. Well, everything leading up to it is all part of the process. It's still part of the process. But you can't. Don't get me wrong. I know what does this lead to? Well, I'm hoping it leads to exactly where you wanted to.

Right. But also you said teenagers, right? Sure. High schoolers, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of high schoolers that have romantic relationships. I don't think are having sex. Yeah, but at least they can, you know, hold hands, kiss, get third base, grab a boo, something. But you always remember that first girlfriend, whether it's in high school or not.

So it seems like there's more just passion.

You know, like in a... Grab a boob, something. But you always remember that first girlfriend, whether it's in high school or not.

So it seems like there's more just passion.

You know, like in a Romeo and Juliet kind of way.

Yeah.

Let's kill each other.

I mean, not that way.

Because they're physically there, man.

Yeah.

You can't romance AI.

You can tell it what to do.

I keep trying, though.

Yeah.

That's my line there. You can't romance AI, you tell it what to do. But I mean, I know adults that thought they were in a relationship online. They were just getting catfished. Oh, yeah. Right. Absolutely. It happened. We read that every day. Somebody, somebody, somewhere. Whether there's Brad Pitt, an astronaut stranded in space. right when that term came out, somebody that we knew had that happened to them.

And I don't even know if I knew that term yet. Yeah. But it happened to them. Do I know them? Yeah. Yeah. Mike would. I'm not sure where this person is. I don't know. This is interesting. Hang on. I'm going to figure out. I'm careful of the cameras. You wouldn't. This is interesting. Hang on, yeah, we're going to figure out.

Careful of the cameras. You wouldn't.

You wouldn't.

That it!

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