and we've made it to drinking time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

And the men's room knows just who it is.

So to you, we say, bottoms up, sailor.

You're the toast of our shot of the day.

The time it is, and as usual, we head to Zee Drink desk, and Steve a thrill hill to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed, and today we toast an unidentified 31-year-old woman from Florida.

And I guess really, what is toasting her for carrying the torch of stupidity?

It's almost like there's a single stupid thing that people can do, and when you're

done doing the stupid thing, much like a relay race, you pass the baton to the person behind you,

and they do the exact same stupid thing. And actually, it's the same. The holidays are over because

I have the perfect gift for the dumbest person you know in your life, and it's a bag that says

definitely not a bag full of drugs.

You already know where this is going. It might even sound familiar, and I'll explain why.

31-year-old woman of Florida, she was arrested last weekend on a drug possessing charge for the

second time this month, but this time she was caught carrying the drugs in a bag that

was labeled, quote, definitely not a bag full of drugs. And if this sounds familiar, it's because

this is the third time this has happened in the past year. A woman was caught with drugs in the

exact same bag, just a few months ago in October, and in July, a woman was caught with drugs in a bag labeled bag of drugs.

Now, for the record, you're not actually supposed to put illegal drugs inside of these.

That's why it's supposed to be a joke.

And in one, this thing, they say the bags are designed for travel supplies, tech gear, art tools, cosmetics, and more.

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