Hard of a minute to drink in time.

Somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Kino!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's not fair.

So do you, we say.

Bottoms up, sailor.

Austin Kino!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Drick Dominism is usual.

We had to see Drinktask and Seema throw a hill to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast an anonymous woman from Los Angeles, California.

Now this past Friday, three days ago,

she and her husband or boyfriend don't know.

They attended the Los Angeles Philharmonic as it performed Taichowsky's fifth symphony.

This went down at the Walt Disney concert hall.

Now look, we spend a lot of time glorifying people that farted the wrong time

or animals that farted the wrong time.

This was nothing like that.

This woman did not fart during a fricking symphony presentation of Taichowsky

because that, of course, would be classless.

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