I'm out here at 508. We'll drink and toast with a show of the day. We do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick checking with Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. While 75% of GLP1 users tend to quit within a year, doctors warn that starting up again may have negative effects. So basically what they were saying was that there are people that are using GLP1 drugs,

kind of like a fad diet, if you will. All right. I'm just going to do it, lose a few pounds, then I'll get off the stuff. And then if I need to, you know, before the summer, then I'll jump back on again. You know, kind of do the yo-yo method with GLP-1. You're like, maybe don't. Then we say that when this thing first started exploding.

Do they know the long-term effects?

Right. maybe don't. Didn't we say that when this thing first started exploding?

Do they know the long-term effect? Right. Because they probably don't because it hasn't been around long enough for to have any conclusive thing. Right. So now they're finding out. I mean, they have some, right? Like, they've been around for a minute. Sure. I mean, honestly, it's kind of like backer. like the weight loss just happened to be a side bonus yeah right right but that's the thing but now

people are taking it for that. But I'm saying is I think there's a difference between people that are taking it that, like, have struggled. And then people are just like, I need to lose weight. Yeah. Right. Right. A Chevron executive has recommended Americans try to drive less amid the high gas prices.

Oh, thanks.

Appreciate you.

Thanks a lot.

That's big that, uh, I mean... That's a Chevron executive saying that they felt like, hey, don't use our product. It's too expensive.

$30 million a minute they made during this crap.

Yeah.

This is a grift.

Yeah. I mean, look, if the cost of all things are going up, you should not make a bigger profit.

Correct.

Like, mathematically, it doesn't add up, right?

So it's absolutely a grift.

But it's like saying, look, man, the price of groceries is going up, so eat less.

You're right.

If anything goes up, do it less.

But that's not how things work. No. Right. But you know what? It's something that he can say into the void that nobody's going to follow and he can feel good about himself by saying it. Hey, I all said it. Yeah. You're exactly right. I helped him out. Yeah. I gave him my advice. I told you what I needed to do. A new spider's been identified. It reportedly eats bugs six times its size and was named after Pink Floyd. Well, it's the name of the bug. It's like the... Pink-Flority-us. The pinkest-flotiest kind of a thing. Yeah, exactly. It's bug six times its size. I thought they were just going to give it a cool name, like one of the songs. That's what I was thinking. What song would you pay? The Money Spider. Yeah. Doom do do do do do...

Don, do... I thought they were just going to give it a cool name, like one of the songs. That's what I was thinking about. What song would you pick? The Money Spider. Yeah. The Dark Side Arachnid. Ooh, that sounds badass, bro. Yeah. That sounds like a new spider superhero. Although I think the Hawks would be pissed about that. Yeah, man, we just went by the dark side last year. Come on, man. Just give us a minute. Just give us a second. Damn, man. Dark side. The brick and the wall, Spider. I wish I knew names and more Pink Floyd's off. Us and them. I was in them. I wish you were here, Spider. To eat you. The eight-legged time beast. The eight-legged time beast. I like it. Put your thinking caps on. Jez, time for the Miriam Webster word of the day. I give you guys 80% chance of success on this one. We're back. It's a noun brought to you by the letter M, and it refers to needless or willful damage

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