I'm coming up here at 508. We'll drink and tell us with a shot of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick check on Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. Research has found that more early stage colon cancer cases have been found due to more screenings. Yeah. I mean, there's been a big push, what the last five years? Something like that. TV, everything else. Just do it, do it, do it.

What do you know?

If you get in there and get yourself checked, they'll find it early.

And that was like Colagard, whatever the one you can do at home. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, Colagard. That does sound right. It makes it easier for people, right? I mean, it's just that simple.

And it's worth it, man.

Even if it's a hundred bucks to go get.

I don't know how much the screenings are.

I don't know. But I'm hoping that everybody's, that most people have it, man. Even, even if it's a hundred bucks to go get. I don't know how much the screenings are.

I don't know.

But I'm hoping that most people have insurance that should be able to go in there and just get yourself looked at real quick.

Yeah.

And, yeah.

I read something.

It's like if you're a guy, I remember as everyone, but certainly for men, if you live long enough, you will get colon cancer.

Sure.

Correct.

So, right. It's going to happen.

But it's one of the ones that we can find early and kind of nip it in the butt. Absolutely. Right. In the butt. Don't put your family through what they don't have to. Yeah. You know, I know you never have enough time. I get it. Put it on the calendar. That's all. call up your doctor, put it on on the calendar. If you're alive, you got time. Steve, what day is it, my friend? Day is the day after my mother's birthday. National underwear day, you're right. Boy, I'm glad those two things, Alida. I didn't wear any. Careful clicking on that hashtag. National underwear day? Yes. Find some good underwear, did you?

Opposite.

Oh, okay. Found a lot of it containing a male genitalia. Oh. You know what? I didn't even piece it together, but just different feeds. I'm like, God damn, what is it all these dudes? Because I don't bother to read anything. I don't see the picture. and guy i mean they're obviously hung like a horse but it's in their underwear like an elephant's trunk

yeah it is like an elephant wearing a uh COVID mask and they're reading the thing. I don't see the picture. I mean, they're obviously hung like a horse, but it's in their underwear.

Or like an elephant's trunk. Yeah, it is like an elephant wearing a COVID mask. Correct, I got fired up. I was like, ooh, underwear did. Let's see it. I was like, ah, it's dudes. Dudes. I got tricked. According to the Coast Guard, the Titan submersible disaster was caused by weak safety and oversight. No kidding. I mean, no kidding. Isn't that what they said when it started going down? They said that before they even launched it. I mean, that's the whole thing. The guy didn't care wanted to prove his point, and he did. He cut a bunch of corners. I don't need to follow your rules. You don't.

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