Alright, kind of at 508, we'll drink and toast with a show of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550. But first quick check on Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. An ancient Roman bone penis was discovered in a forgotten museum box. I'm sorry, what now? Who? An ancient Roman bone penis has been discovered in a forgotten museum box. Oh, a penis carved out of bone. Yeah. Right.

Okay.

Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like a gladiators. Nah. Dang. Nah. It was for the ladies. Or maybe it wasn't. It was to ward off spirits or something like that. Oh, yeah. Penis. That's what works, huh? Should we do with it? Keep it in this box. Yeah. That would be a little rough though if it's made out of stone or bone. Well, yeah. But some like it that way, Ted. I mean, I'm sure if they had latex back then, they would have done different things, but you know. Absolutely. You work with what you got. Well, they had vegetables.

I'm sure they were used.

Yeah.

But they can't last forever.

I want to eat the cucumbers.

So I carved you this.

You still can.

I don't know, man.

My wife, she grows the biggest goddamn carrots you have ever seen. And we never eat anything with carrot. I don't know, man, my wife. She grows the biggest goddamn carrots you have ever seen.

And we never ate anything with carrots.

I don't even like carrots.

I don't know what she's doing with it.

They're so salty.

They're pickles, though.

That's how pickles were invented.

Health officials in D.C. announced that they'll be deploying edible birth control bait in neighborhoods with heavy rodent activity to curb the rat population.

You know what? Great idea. They should do that in Baltimore? They should do that in New York, Philly, Chicago.

Give it them birth control. All right.

Just don't stop immediately. Bad things happen. Did they have edible birth control for people? I'm chewing birth control gum. Yeah, but I want it like a minty flavor. I don't know why. Yeah. Can they not just exterminate them? I mean, they're rats. I think they're just moving too fast. So they can't get them all. So let's give them what they want, which is food. And then we're just going to put birth control in it so that they continue to just not be able to reproduce. Because they're breeding like rats out there. Once you say it like that, it all explains itself. Exactly. Well, they're going to keep trying. Yeah.

Yeah. Harvard is toying with the idea of limiting the number of A's granted to students to just 20% per course. What doesn't matter? If you make an A, you make an A. Are you telling me that your system has never been about earning it? Right. That's what that means you mean. Do a grading scale where you curve up or an A has to be a 95 now?

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