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99.9.9 KISW. The men's room returns with miles and thrill.

All right, come up here at 508. We'll drink a toast for the show of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way at 550. But first quick check on Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. There's an article detailing a little history of the Jackal Lantern and they weren't originally pumpkins. I did know this. Do you know what they originally were? I do, and it's the only good use for them, turnips. Correct. Yeah. How do you make a turnip into a jaggle? With skill, Miles. Right, so carving other vegetables was a big deal. Vegetation. And then for some reason in America, we really were like, we like the pumpkins. It's bigger and it's probably easier than a turnip.

Now, see, we got that backwards.

Like, eat the pumpkin, do whatever with the time. My neighbor, big and two fish in the Grateful Dead. Okay. And he said, I got something you got to try. And I was like, all right. So go over to his house. He's just got weed. But he's got a hollowed out cucumber.

Have you guys ever smoked weed out of a cucumber?

You know what last week? It is unbelievable. It's refreshing. It's refreshing. It's unbelievable. The smoke is cold. It's clear. No kidding. It's really different. Okay. I've done different fruits. Never a, never a cucumber.

Not that that's a fruit.

Technically, it is a guy.

It is a fruit.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That counts. You prefaced it the correct way. Yeah. He's a big fish guy, loves the dead. So sweet out of cucumber. He's sitting at home. He's trying everything. Yeah, exactly. He's trying it alone.

If it's an apparatus that he can make, he's done it.

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