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We'll drink and toast with a show of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick take on with Mike Hock

of some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on.

Well, thank you, Miles.

Wildlife officials in Florida are urging residents to report sightings of rainbow snakes in the area.

Hello!

Oh, come on.

Look out Florida!

I'm not touching that one.

I'm on the other side of the wall, man.

Been there. I've seen things.

What the hell is a rainbow snake?

Thank you. I saw a picture of it, but I don't know what kind of snake it is. I think it's just got a sheen to it, and I think it's just an invasive species. I don't know how... From one of the pictures that I saw, it didn't look like anything particularly dangerous. However, if it's invasive, it's going to mess with the local ecosystem. Is that what it is invasive? Pretty sure, yeah.

Yeah, I feel like, all right, I'm wrong. They're non-venomous. I just feel like anytime it's like prettier, it's more dangerous. It seems that way, right? It's alluring. Like almost anything. Yeah, exactly. And the venomous ones, they're not the real hunters. The constrictors are the hunters, as far as my understanding of it is.

Correct.

So... Yeah, exactly. And the venomous ones, they're not the real hunters. The constrictors are the hunters, as far as my understanding of it is. Correct. So, yeah. So shiny, bring you on in. Come on. Well, it's Florida. If you need people to go hunt snakes, they're like, oh, sure. Python season's over. Yeah. Here's my thing with Florida is that they do so much to protect the local ecosystem and the local wildlife and whatnot, yet they're always having to get invasive things out of it. So that kind of is Florida's ecosystem. It's a whole bunch of whole hell no. Things that shouldn't be there. That's right. Like people. It's a swamp. Exactly. I mean, you really want to be honest with it.

Like, yeah. Like, I'll be this, guys. Is it still all Escobar stuff? Just exotic animals that he had just moving their way on up? Or is it just a hotbed of... I don't think the 80s help. Right, right. Because, I mean, especially like outside of Miami and all that, but just all the coke dealing, all the money they had,

and a lot of people that had this type of money

before the Fed started closing it down, I mean, you end up with all these weird, exotic. I don't know what it is. Apparently, if you're super rich, like, I need a tiger. Right. That lets people know. Or dinosaur skeleton. Right. So it's not just people, it's animals that vacation in Florida, too. It seems that way. We're just going to stay here, man. I'm not invasive, I'm a tourist. Yeah, and I mean, some of those animals, it only takes a few of them. Right. And then again, like a lot of that state is swamp. It's not hard for them to reproduce. Like, all right, we've adjusted. Good vibes, tropical environment. Hey, baby. I mean, when you go to Florida, that's kind of what happened.

Hell yeah. The weather's nice, yes. There's a new trend in the world of spicing up your sex life, and it's called hamstering. I read about this. This is so stu-mile. My guess earlier was I said, I didn't know it was sexual. Mike goes his new term, hamster. And I go, is that when you high food, your cheeks?

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