Coming up at 5.08, we will drink and toast with a shot of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way of 550.

But first quick, check out with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. Cancer deaths are declining in people under the age of 50. Excellent. Except for one. Colorectal cancers, that's still on the rise, but that's the only one exception. Yeah, but I'm over 50, so whatever.

Yeah, you're fine.

That's a weird way they phrase that what's that just like oh man they're all declining except for this one except for this one's on the rise yeah oh is it actually on the

rise yeah yeah it's still going up got to get one at the end of the year again oh do you oh yeah

get the old colonoscopy i do you? Oh, yeah.

Get the old colonoscopy.

I do not envy you guys. You know what? Unfortunately, I will come up to that point. The procedure is mindless. It's way too easy. It's just the day before in the preparation. Okay. Once you get through that, once you get through drinking that stuff, crapping your brains out for a day.

Then by the time you get there, man, you just go to sleep, wake up, and you're on your way home,

and you're starving.

What a way to bed. through that once you get through drinking that stuff, crapping your brains out for a day. Then by the time you get there, man, you just go to sleep,

wake up, and you're on your way home, and you're starving. What a way to be there. You're starving. The only thing you think about is food. Did they still have like the fart room where you decompress? They wake you up pretty quick. Do they? Okay. Yeah, they get you out there. The fart room. They put you out.

Oh, for a full colonoscopy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I was just thinking about the doctor checking me.

I was like, they're supposed to put fart room. They put you out? Oh, for a full colonoscopy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I was just thinking about the doctor checking me. I was like, they're supposed to put you out for that? Do they do that with you? For the temperature check? Not yet. I think maybe this year is on 45. So I got to get a physical in a few months. It's been a long time since that had a finger. It really has. I don't know if they have a different technique now.

Some doctors do, some doctors don't. They go back and forth on it.

Knuckles first. Yeah. Big hairy Greek doctor. God. Andre the giant. Big fat fingers. Oh, do you imagine? Ham, like, no. Like slash what with hair. Relax yourself.

It'll be okay when I'm done.

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